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Julie's avatar

The hubs (a teacher) prohibits back to school sale fliers in the house. I love buying school supplies to the point of obsession, and have adult children, so you can see the strife. Being a stellar problem solver, I buy hoards of supplies on sale, stow then away like contraband, and then donate my bounty to a local school. Everyone wins.

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Susie's avatar

Don’t get me wrong, I am also an obsessive school supply buyer. It’s a constant conflict. (Also, I have a couple friends like you who like to shop and donate… I LOVE them.)

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Frieda's avatar

Also, I had that same cartoon on my classroom door!

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Diana Magner's avatar

I was a teacher for 30 years and every August I had the “kids are arriving and my classroom isn’t ready” dream. Then I usually dream I’m running around doing crazy things like stapling live animals to the bulletin boards. I wish you a fabulous school year!

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Susie's avatar

“Live animals” is one I haven’t heard before! 🤣

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Frieda's avatar

I think I had all the dreams. The most recurring was the school secretary calling me (on my home phone which had a cord - wow, so 20th century) and asking me where the hell I was. The kids were in my classroom, some of them hanging out of the windows, and she was demanding that I come to school. As for the undressed part, too, too many times.

Thanks, Susie, I love your writing!

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Susie's avatar

Oh our long-suffering school secretaries. 🤣

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Mary Schnell's avatar

This is great! I sent it to my sister who teaches elementary school in St Paul!

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