Field Trip, Bloody Field Trip

Or, Why I Was Assigned a Safety Committee

Am I going to tell you about the time I took my class in St. Paul to the State Capitol and they got to meet my dad (who was a State Senator at the time)? No. Am I going to tell you about the time I spent a good hour of the field trip in some kind of work closet with a para and a student who was having a breakdown? No. Am I going to tell you about the ti…