A Letter to My Younger Self

Hey, dummy! Love you!

Dear Young Susie,

Please wear good shoes. I know that you can’t afford much, but those Target/Payless knockoffs are going to wreck you. And for crying out loud, stay away from high heels! They only look chic because everyone has agreed that they do — ahem, MEN — and you are going to kick yourself (with stilettos) as you spend the beginning of summer brea…